Merry Christmas Ealing

'Twas the night before Christmas and all over Ealing;
The boys and the girls were all getting that feeling.
As Santa arrives over Pitzhanger Manor,
from Acton to Southall, the madness of Hanger.
From the rooftops of Perivale to the hills of Northolt;
the viaduct of Hanwell... his speed you won't fault.
And down to Montpelier, Park Royal and Twyford;
through the Green of Norwood to the Park of Bedford.
So make sure you leave out your mince pie and beer
And give good old Santa some West London cheer.
And you'll hear him exclaim as he drives out of sight
"Merry Christmas Ealing, and to all a good night"